President Bush. A Simpson?

The producers of The Simpsons have asked President Bush to appear on the show. Much to my surprise, he said, "No." Actually, it wasn't really a surprise.

"Groening says, "We've now asked every living president and they've all said no. In fact they all said, 'Hell no.'"

News Flash!

Mark your calendars, the Simpsons movie should be out in about 2 years.

Oh, and the post that I made a few posts back about Nancy Cartwright (the voice of Bart Simpsons) being elected mayor of some California town, that was all a dirty, rotten lie. She was named 'Honorary Major' which means absolutely nothing.

Were out of beer, Beer Baron.

Remember when alcohol became illegal in Springfield? Turns out a 200 year old law prohibited alcohol from coming into the town. Everyone agreed that the law was stupid.

Speaking of "stupid laws"... check out this website: www.dumblaws.com. I guarantee that it's extremely entertaining. It lists TONS of stupid laws, around the world and state-by-state. One of my favorites includes:

"Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down the street." San Francisco, CA

-- and this one from my home state...

"It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm." Stafford County, VA. Come on Stafford County... you're wastin' precious beatin' time!

Mayor Bart Simpson

Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, has just been named the Mayor of Northridge in Los Angeles.

Sexy Slumber Party

Want to view some of Springfield's sexiest moments? Well, what are you waiting for? Set your eyes on "stunned".

www.sexyslumberparty.com

Did Homer's brother Herb move to Japan?

This was brought to my attention from an alert reader:

In Toyko, Japan there seems to be a gadget that promises to translate baby babbling. These are the same people that brought you the "Bowlingual" Dog Translator (which was for entertainment purposes only - FYI).

Sounds like a direct rip-off from The Simpsons... I think they need to sue the pants off of 'em. There are *some* differences. While Uncie Herb's device "measures the pitch, the frequency, and the urgency of a baby's cry..." the Japanese model monitors "the infants' cries, facial expressions and body temperature changes..."

I still don't see how this thing could work, since every child is different. Unless it's also for entertainment purposes.

Secrets of a Successful...

Hey, if Homer Simpsons can teach a class on 'The Secrets of a Successful Marriage' why can't... prostitutes? Although, the class isn't on marriage... it's on 'The Secrets of a Successful Ho'. Is it really all that "secret" though?

Whore College, located in San Francisco, will teach you things like: effective marketing, stress reduction, legal issues and features "hands-on" training for a variety of "toys". If you stick out the class for an ENTIRE DAY you will receive your diploma in G.S.W (Graduates in Sex Work). Does it really make a bit of difference? Like a potential John is going to want to see some kind of proof that you are a "Certified Ho". I can see the her fumbling now, "Wait lemme get my credentials out of my g-string."